Quotes.

I love to quote things...Ecspecially movies. Here are my Favorites. (In no particular order)

• "And none for Gretchen Weiners...Bye!"-Mean Girls
• "Your voice is a mixture of Fergie and Jesus"-Step Brothers
• "She inexplicitly mails me a cactus every Valentine's Day and I'm like thanks alot Coyote Ugly but this cactus stinks worse than your abandonment"-Juno
• "Not at the table Carlos!"-The Hangover
• "No it's Morgan Freeman, got any bones that need collecting?"-Juno
• "Ma'am...I really really lick you. I mean like you"-Pearl Harbor
• "For the first time in my life, I have seen my own son use a bicycle as a weapon and yell rape at the top of his lungs"-Step Brothers
• "Dude. Why are you so sweaty?" "I was watching Cops." "I know for a fact that Cops comes on at 5 and its 4:30! You touched my drum set!"-Step Brothers
• "There's a jungle cat in the Bathroom!" "Can you please put some pants on?" "Pants at a time like this?"-Hangover
• "I was kinda of thinking Graphic Designer, mid 30's with a coll Asian girlfriend who dresses awesome and rocks at the bass guitar...but I don't wanna be to particular"-Juno
• :[Lou hits Tyler in the face] Do you hear me now?
  No, I didn't quite catch that, Lou.
  [Lou hits Tyler again]
  Still not getting it.
  [Lou hits Tyler a few more times]
  Ok, I got it. Shit, I lost it.
  [Lou continues to beat up Tyler] -Fight Club
• "So spread the word...you friggin turds"-MacGruber

There are many more but these are my favorites!